Thursday, March 31, 2005

Wanna Yahoo 360° With Me?

Thanks to Roscoe, I'm messing around on Yahoo 360° this evening.

I've been playing around with it a little bit and it's not that bad. It seems well suited for fellow Yahoo nuts out there. The best thing about it is the friends lists.

So far, this is what I've got set up. It's still in beta but I do have a couple of suggestions as to what can make it a little better.

Would any of you like an invite to be able to try it out? Leave a comment here with your email address or email me with that info and I'll send you an invite. Note: You do have to have a Yahoo account set up to begin with.

Let me know what you think about Yahoo 360°.

Mr. Pelloat Sentenced

Mr. Pelloat, my band director when I was in school, has been sentenced.

Pelloat, 57, pleaded guilty Thursday to four second-degree felonies - two counts of sexual assault involving one victim and two counts of improper relationship between educator and student involving the same victim and another student at the time.

District 1-A Judge Monte D. Lawlis sentenced Pelloat to two 20-year sentences to be served consecutively in the assault cases and two 20-year sentences to be served concurrently for the improper relationship.

If you're new here and unfamiliar with previous Mr. Pelloat posts, you can check them out here.

But you want to know what really gets my goat (besides sexually assaulting students)? He says he's found God now. He also confessed to his oldest daughter, Rene', about what he'd done with some of his students while she was on her deathbed.

I am so sick and tired of hearing about murderers, rapists, and in this case, child molesters supposedly finding the Lord after they've been exposed as the pieces of shit that they are. This interview with Mr. Pelloat in particular really pisses me off. His interview with this reporter actually begins like this,
First of all, I would say I didn't say anything (previously) because I was instructed by this book here (touching a Bible he brought in with him) with Exodus 14:14 that the Lord would fight for me, and he has, and that all I needed to do was hold my peace. So I've held it until we've gotten through, and yes, I'm ready to do some of the story and tell some of the things I know.

To my students, they have always been my life. Take out everything bad that's done and there's my life. I've had, over my career teaching, I've touched over 3,500 kids. Out of that 3,500, 27 I didn't touch in a good manner. That's 0.7 percent if you want to look at that. I don't know how many people have a 99.3 percent winning record, or approval record, with the people they have met.

Can I get a WTF on that?

What he says about his confession to his oldest daughter while on her deathbed,
Tell me a little bit about that list. Why did you keep it?

My daughter, my oldest daughter died last year in March of cancer. (starts to sob). ... While at the hospital one night, she and I kind of had a meeting of the minds and a confession between each other. That was a deathbed confession to my daughter.

You confessed to her what you had been doing?

I wanted her to know.

So you're saying you decided to be a selfish prick, once again, and unload your guilty conscience onto your oldest daughter who is about to die??? Do you really think it made her feel any better before she passed away knowing that her Daddy was a child molester???

You, Mr. James Pelloat, are a pitiful excuse for a human being.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Just Memories

Well. I went to make a post this morning and got this message, "ERROR - We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Our engineers have been notified of this problem and will work to resolve it." Whatever. So I'm writing this in WordPad and it's 6:30 on Wednesday morning. Not sure when I'll be able to post it.

Instead of one of my fairly 'normal' posts, I want to tell you about something that happened to me yesterday. If you're wanting a link-filled post feel free to stop reading now and go to the next blog you have planned to peruse. I won't mind.

A good friend called me up yesterday and was telling me how her 7-yr-old son was going to be with his father this weekend for the first time in well over a year. All of a sudden out of the blue this 'father' (who is a deadbeat loser, behind on child support, selfish, etc.) calls and wants to see his son. My friend told him that he could and they set up the time he would show up to pick up their son from her house. When she gets off the phone with him, she tells her son that his Daddy wants him to come visit him for the weekend. The boy was happy about this but also scared. My friend said that her son told her that he wouldn't do anything to make Daddy mad. She asked him how would he make him mad? The boy said that Daddy used to get mad when he told him he was hungry and wanted something to eat. My friend told her son that he shouldn't be afraid to tell his Dad that he's hungry. Needless to say, my friend is going to be sending food (yes food) with her son when he goes to visit his father so that he knows he will have something to eat if he's hungry. Is that some shit or what?

When she told me about this, it made me think of my childhood and brought back some memories I hadn't recalled in quite awhile. You see, my brothers and myself went through that same sort of thing growing up.

I was 5 years old and it was the summer before I started 1st grade. When Dad would leave in the morning, Mom would lock us up in our room. We would be locked up in that room all day long. She didn't let us out for lunch. She didn't let us go outside and play. She didn't let us out to watch TV. We would cry and beg her to let us have something to eat or to use the bathroom or to let us play on the swings for just a little bit. We promised to be good and not make her mad. It didn't work. We stayed locked up. If we had to pee, we had to pee on the floor. If we had to shit, we had to shit on the floor (which didn't happen very often - we were really good at holding it). If we wanted to eat, we would eat what we had snuck into our room and hid under the mattress from the night before which was usually some bologna or slices of cheese.

A little bit before Dad was to be home from work, Mom would let us out and would tell us not to tell Dad that we were in our room all day long. We couldn't tell him we were hungry because then Dad would get mad and would want to know why we were hungry and would get mad if he had to make us a sandwich. And that would make Mom mad. If we told him anything, she wouldn't let us out to play the next day. Of course, that was just the proverbial carrot she would dangle in front of us. We always hoped that if we were good enough we would be able to play the next day. We were never good enough.

Dad would get mad that our bedroom smelled like piss. He blamed it on my younger brothers believing they were waking up in the middle of the night and peeing on the floor instead of going to the bathroom. Of course, that wasn't what happened. My brothers couldn't tell him that though. It would make Mom mad and besides, Dad wouldn't believe what they told him anyway. Oh some of the spankings they got because of this.

Dad would get mad when he found those strings that go around the bologna and the plastic wrappers from the cheese under our mattresses and in our closet. He said it would attract roaches. So he would spank us for sneaking food.

This happened for a few summers in a row. Every day. When Mom got 'sick' in '81 we were happy in a way because it meant that she couldn't keep us locked up in our room any more.

Dad finally found out about all of this when I was about 19 years old. He never had any idea. He broke down in tears when he found out. It was one of the very few times we'd ever seen our father cry.

My friend telling me about her son yesterday made me remember these things all of a sudden. Kinda weird as I hadn't really thought about them in years and years. It's just something that happened and we moved on.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet

Heads up for some of you Firefox folks. There's a new extension out that's quite a bit different from some of the others. If you would like to be able to keep up with Terri Schiavo's health status you can do so by installing this extension.

Any of you Tivo? If so, how do you like the new pop-up ads?

I can't wait to hear the ruling by the U.S. Supreme Court on the Grokster v. MGM case. The outcome of this case could severely impact many technological advances that all of us use and take advantage of every single day. As Mark Cuban, the legal financial backer of Grokster in this case says in his blog,

Software doesnt steal content, people steal content...

We only know about this because it happened in California. I wonder how often this happens in our other 49 states....

Did any of you see the movie "Guess Who" this last weekend? Planning on seeing it? Well check out this little tidbit of trivia.

A big decision was made in the Michael Jackson case yesterday. It could really tank MJ's defense.

By now, you've all probably seen the new breakfast sandwich being offered by Burger King. Dayum.

Virtual crack. Nuff said.

Have a great day everybody.

Toodles.

Monday, March 28, 2005

eBay And The IRS

So the IRS is thinking about considering eBay sales taxable income. I thought you were supposed to report sales on eBay as taxable income already. And another thing, how in the hell is the IRS going to be able to enforce this? Is there going to be a form to fill out for the IRS before you'll be able to sell on eBay? Maybe I shouldn't give them any ideas.

It was about freaking time there was a new Desperate Housewives last night. Supposedly, the next 7 episodes are supposed to be new. I'll believe it when I see it. On another DH note, where did the 'Mary Alice used to be Angela' storyline come from? I must have missed something somewhere along the way.

Any of you growing up in the '80s remembers the band Crowded House. The drummer, Paul Hester, hung himself in a park Friday and was found Saturday.

Rosie O'Donnell has apologized to Kirstie Alley for accusing her of lying about her weight. She's apologized in her blog and supposedly also over the phone. Can I get a "Who gives a shit" up in here?

I'm not usually very squeamish, but this story gave me the heebie jeebies when I read it. I think it was the mental image I got while imagining how the accident happened and what it may have looked like afterward. Youch.

Well girls and boys, I have got to go. Somebody you know woke up late this morning and is running behind. Very behind. Have a great day kiddos.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Old Hat

You know, lately, sometimes I think I’m going crazy. Other times, I think I’m really just beginning to wake after a very long slumber.

I have always been a master of knowing what hat I need to wear at any specific time. I became a master of that skill at the ripe old age of 5. Yes indeed I did. The very first hat I remember wearing was the ‘I’m-having-fun-no-matter-what’s-happening-around-me’ hat. Then came the ‘have-to-be-perfect-to-please-everybody’ hat followed by the ‘fuck-you-all’ hat. Of course there have been other hats worn by me through the years. The ‘I’m-so-in-love’ hat was quite nice for awhile.

One hat in particular I have been very fond of the last 7 or so years is the ‘stay-away-from-me-I-don’t-want-to-be-hurt-anymore’ hat. Oh that hat. It’s a comfy hat that I need to have within reach at all times – when I’m not wearing it that is. Like Linus’ blanket, it makes me feel safe and secure. It’s always there for me. Lately I’ve been finding myself taking it off more often only to almost immediately snatch it back up and put it back on my noggin. I can’t really help it at this point. It’s a habit. I get scared without it because it’s the hat I’m most used to.

I must say though, that there have been times lately where it has been nice not wearing it.

Does anybody know where I can find the ‘I’m-just-me-take-it-or-leave-it’ hat section?

Happy Easter!

I hope all of you enjoy your day today and experience wonderful weather wherever you may be.

Can't wait to see pics of Easter Egg hunts from all of you.

Take care.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Finally

Well I finally got around to finding the dirty voicemails that Pat O'Brien left for this chick trying to get a threesome going. Allegedly, there's also a cock shot out there that he sent to 'Betsy' who was going to be the other girl they hooked up with. Well well well.

If you want to listen to the raunchy voicemails you can get them here. Unzip (the file that is) and enjoy.

Rawr

I'm sorry Chuck's wife but it's time for the precious Peep nestled between your breasts to move on down.

Damn it's foggy outside! When the pea soup burns off it will be replaced by some hellacious thunderstorms being sent to us by Dallas. Good ol' Dallas. Not. Would any of you other 49 states out there like to take Dallas off our hands? You can have it for a really nice price. If you're sitting there reading this and scratching your head trying to figure out why the hell I'm talking like this - you can stop. It's just a Houston/Dallas thang.

It's official. Brad and Jen are definitely Splittsville.

It seems that people are finding new ways to trade mp3s. You're kidding me right? People actually trade mp3s? *insert look of utter shock on ESSFingers' face

Cool. Kenny the Shark is coming on. It's the only cartoon I watch. Really. Now please don't tell anybody. Let it be our little secret.

Kmart has completed its takeover of Sears. It will become the third largest retailer in America behind Wal-Mart and Home Depot.

This ruling by the FCC really sucks. And it's stupid. The FCC is a real big doodiehead. So there! *sticks tongue out

How cool is this? Way cool.

Yet another reason to own a PSP is here. See? It's definitely not just for gaming. *wicked grin

Well, I gotta go for now. I have to make my NASCAR picks for Busch qualifying in under 6 minutes. Wish me luck!

Thursday, March 24, 2005

And The Winner Is



Ladies and gentlemen, here is the winning photo in ESSFinger's 1st Annual Peeps Photo Contest!

Let's all give a big hand to Chuck! Or should we congratulate his wife? LOL

It seems there was some hot and heavy voting going on in the final minutes between this photo and the 'other' Peeps cleavage photo submitted by Queen Of Pink. At five 'til, I started getting things ready to update and then right when my computer clock turned to 6:00 and when I checked the final poll results and took a screenshot I was really impressed by the action going on. Third place goes to the Chuckster as well for the very moving Peeps decapitation shot.

In the next hour, I'll be updating the Peeps Photo Gallery to include the name of the blogger that submitted what pics so check back later some time if you'd like to see who did what. *wink

It's been a fun contest everybody. I hope you all had fun participating and will join in again for the next photo contest.

Have a great weekend and Happy Easter!

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Vote For Your Favorite Peep!

Today is the day you've all been waiting for!

You can now vote for your favorite Peeps pic in ESSFinger's 1st Annual Peeps Photo Contest. Check out that poll over there to your right where the cams usually are. To see a list of all of the Peeps pics eligible for voting check out my Peeps gallery. I did remove a couple of my pics to make the number of pics equal 20 - which was the maximum number able to be voted on in the poll I found to use. So if one of those was your favorite, I'm sorry. :(

I received some great submissions from you guys and I want to thank each and every one of you that sent pic(s) in. I really appreciate it! I will end the voting at 6:00 Central time this afternoon and declare a winner. May the best guy/gal win.

Now for a little news....

Attention Firefox users: You need to upgrade to version 1.02. You can do that here. I've noticed that some of you never upgraded from 1.0 to 1.01 so just in case you're worried that you're going to mess something up I'll explain the process to you. This will apply only to Windows users btw. It's really simple to upgrade. Download and save Firefox version 1.02 to some place you will find in a few minutes. Go to your Add/Remove Programs in your Control Panel. Remove Firefox. Now find the version 1.02 file you downloaded and install it. Voila. All of your themes, extensions, bookmarks should still be there just like they were before. You may get an update notice on your some of your extensions/themes in the day or so after you've upgraded Firefox. No worry. Just update those when Firefox asks you to or just click on that colored circle with the arrow in it right underneath the 'X' on the upper right side of your screen. All done.

Yes I agree. Skype is very cool. A wonderful way to make long distance calls over the net for free whether you're talking to family, buddies, or complete strangers. I personally love it. It's been a couple of months since I've used it though. Maybe one of you out there will Skype with me sometime. You can compare it to AIM or Yahoo! Messenger in that you call up a buddy on your list if they're showing online. You don't have to know their phone number or punch in any numbers. I have one of them jazzy little headsets I use. :)

I really wouldn't mind having a PSP. If you don't know what it is yet, you'll find out soon enough what it is when Christmas approaches. It will be what all of the kids want this year. If you want to read more about what it is, check it out here and here. Good luck finding one any time soon. I sooooo want one. If you want to buy me one, I could tell you where to send it!

Well that's it until later today. Just a short version of an otherwise normal post. I hope you all have a wonderful Easter weekend. Have fun dyeing the eggs and watching your children find them Easter morning. Drive carefully if you're doing any traveling. For those of you that have tomorrow off (like I do), enjoy it!

Don't forget to vote and vote!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Wrong Number

For crying out loud. American Idol gave out the wrong phone numbers last night for the final 3 performers (Mikalah, Anwar, and Jessica). It looks like last night's show will be rebroadcast tonight and the results show will now be on Thursday. Jeez. I voted a few times for Jessica last night but I knew the correct number: 1-866-436-5711. I voted for Carrie, Bo, Vonzell, and Jessica last night and now I may have to do it again? OK. Will do. ;)

Gmail, meet Yahoo!. Yahoo! will begin upgrading free users to 1GB in late April.

iTunes can be used DRM-free again.

Check out Britney Spears' nasty green dress. While you're there, have a gander at J-Lo's wrap.

MSNBC's Picture Stories this week is interesting.

Go see yesterday's Dilbert. It reminds me of some of you blogger buddies out there.

Of course Barry. It's only the media's fault. Cry me a river.

I've got some interesting Peeps pics so far. Send me your pics! Don't forget - the deadline is midnight tonight. Voting is tomorrow.

Don't work too hard today everybody. Later.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Peeps Photo Contest Pics So Far

So far, these are the pics I've received for my 1st Annual Peeps Photo contest.

I can't wait to get the rest of your pics.

Get to posing people! You have a little more than 24 hours to email your Peeps pics to me.

Wounded Peep


How are your Peeps doing? I just ate this one's body.

So far, I've received a couple of Peeps pics. They're hilarious!

Don't forget. Your Peeps pics are due in by midnight tomorrow night. Can't wait to see some more Peeps pics! :)

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ESSFinger's 1st Annual Peeps Photo Contest

Yo peeps! It's a Peeps photo contest!

Get ya some Peeps and grab your camera.

You can manipulate your Peeps however way you see fit. It can be funny, sad, stupid, or bizarre. You can use props if you want or just the Peeps themselves. You can use one Peep or multiple Peeps.

Each of you can submit as many Peeps photos as you want. I will post them here Thursday morning where everybody can vote on their favorite. The winner gets...I'm not sure yet.

Email your Peeps pics to me by Wednesday night (that's right - tomorrow) at midnight. You have about 44 hours from the time of this post. My email address is linked below the cams over on the right.

Spread the word! Everybody is welcome to join in.

Good luck and have fun!

P.S. I expect some very good submissions out of some of you out there. Especially you Chuck! Don't y'all let me down. :)

Peep-tastic

Any Peeps lovers out there? If so, check this out. Don't 'creme' your pants now. Get it?

Well, guess what. Hewlett-Packard is planning to acquire Snapfish. I used Snapfish a couple of times the Christmas before last and I was very happy with them.

Surprise! New GM models will start rolling out with a plug-in jack to allow iPod users to plug in.

Remember yesterday's post about DRM-free music from iTunes? That's over.

Now this site is for all of you people out there that get off on googling people. Check out ZoomInfo. It's very cool. Instead of coming back with a bunch of results for "Bob Smith" and not knowing what Bob Smith is the one you're looking for, ZoomInfo actually collates data on each Bob Smith to present profiles on each one. Then you can go from there. BTW, you can create or change your own ZoomInfo profile there so that people can find the correct "John Doe" when they look for you. Interesting. And it's free.

Owen Wilson has a penis nose. OK, not actually. One of Saturday Night Live's skits on March 12th had David Spade with an almost anatomically correct appendage.

Now now Mikey. Don't cry. Save them tears for later when you'll really need them.

It's not C2. It's not Diet Coke. It's Coca-Cola Zero. It's supposed to taste just like Coke Classic but without the calories. Do we really need another soft drink???

Today is World Water Day. Drink up!

Monday, March 21, 2005

"You Can't Fly Forever Without Getting Killed"

That saying sure is the truth. Just ask this man. Oh wait. You can't.

Yahoo! is getting into the blogging biz. Yahoo! also acquired Flickr.

Just in case all of you iTunes lovers out there don't know this already, you can buy your songs DRM-free from the iTunes music store.

American Idol has been sold. The dude who just snatched up Elvis Presley's empire has bought 19 Entertainment for $161.3 meeelllllyun. *pinky finger at edge of mouth

Some of this town's wives were surprised at what they found.

A new format is going to be tested with DVDs and music. Check this out.

I'm out for now. It's Monday. Urgh.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Persistent Vegetative State

From the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke site:

A persistent vegetative state (commonly, but incorrectly, referred to as "brain-death") sometimes follows a coma. Individuals in such a state have lost their thinking abilities and awareness of their surroundings, but retain non-cognitive function and normal sleep patterns. Even though those in a persistent vegetative state lose their higher brain functions, other key functions such as breathing and circulation remain relatively intact. Spontaneous movements may occur, and the eyes may open in response to external stimuli. They may even occasionally grimace, cry, or laugh. Although individuals in a persistent vegetative state may appear somewhat normal, they do not speak and they are unable to respond to commands.

In this post I will, of course, be referring to Terri Schiavo. Consider yourself forewarned that you may not like what I'm going to say. I would love to hear all of your thoughts on this matter be they assenting or dissenting. No name-calling though OK? Thanks.

First I have to address the thuggery of the Republicans in the United States House of Representatives and the Senate in this matter. On February 25th, Terri Schiavo's feeding tube was authorized to be removed Friday, March 18th at 1:00 PM. On March 17th, The U.S. Supreme Court denied an emergency motion filed by Terri's parents to consider arguments in the case. Well Friday morning before the feeding tube was to be removed, the House Government Reform Committee issued subpoenas for Terri Schiavo, her husband Michael, and others to appear at a congressional hearing on March 25th. "Then, the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee formally invited Michael and Terri Schiavo to testify on Monday. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist's statement pointedly noted that it is a federal crime for anyone to interfere with a person's testimony before Congress." Terri's feeding tube was removed Friday afternoon.

Friday night, Congress began work on emergency legislation that would give the Middle District of Florida's U.S. District Court jurisdiction to issue relief necessary to protect Terri's constitutional rights. As of Saturday members of Congress say they may have reached a compromise on the bill. Voting on the bill will be taken up today or possibly early tomorrow morning. President Bush is leaving Crawford this morning to be in Washington to sign the bill as soon as it's passed.

Michael Schiavo, Terri's husband, has this to say about Congress' meddling:
“I’m outraged, and I think that every American in this country should also be outraged that this government is trampling all over a personal family matter that has been adjudicated in the courts for seven years,” he told CNN. “I think that the Congress has more important things to discuss.”

I would have to agree with him on this. CNN's legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin says,
...I think one thing, you know, really needs to be said here. Is what this issue is really about. I mean, what the larger context for all of this is, is abortion politics. That is really what's the very clear undercurrent here. The right to life movement feels very strongly in what President Bush calls a culture of life.

And they begin -- that matters at the beginning of life, in abortion, and the end of life, in a situation like this. The people supporting the removal of the feeding tube feel very strongly about the autonomy of the person. But that's the subtext here and that is, I think, what's really driving a lot of the partisans on both sides.

Folks, this is why you need a living will. At the very least, discuss with your family and other loved ones what you would like them to do should something ever happen to you that would cause you to be kept alive by artificial means. And discuss with them what they would like you to do or not do for them should something happen to them.

I do not want any extraordinary means to be taken to keep me alive. I do not want to be kept alive through artificial means. If I am ever in a vegetative state like Terri Schiavo I do not want to be kept alive. My family knows it. My friends know it. My husband knew it when we were married. I do not want to lay in a bed wasting away for years and years in the hope that I might somehow make a recovery. I want them to let me go.

Terri Schiavo has been in a vegetative state for 15 years. She has made no improvement. I know Terri's parents love her but I feel they're being selfish in keeping her alive. It's unfortunate and it just plain sucks that she will have to die by starvation. In a way, it would be easier if she was connected to a machine that kept her breathing. It could just be unplugged and she might pass relatively quick. However doctors say,
Patients who are terminally ill and conscious and refuse food and drink at the end of life say that they do not generally experience pangs of hunger, since their bodies do not need much food. But they can suffer from dry mouth and other symptoms of dehydration that can be treated effectively.

Once food and water stop, death usually comes in about two weeks, and is caused by effects of dehydration, not the loss of nutrition, said Dr. Sean Morrison, a professor of geriatrics and palliative care at Mount Sinai School of Medicine in New York. "They generally slip into a peaceful coma," he said. "It's very quiet, it's very dignified - it's very gentle."

I'd like to say to the politicians, stop.

I'd like to say to Terri's parents, let her go.


Update Sunday March 20th at 8:16 PM Central time - The Senate unanimously passed legislation ordering the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Florida to review Terri Schiavo's case. The House of Representatives is currently debating the Schiavo bill. The debate is being carried live on CNN, Fox News, and C-SPAN. The House is expected to vote at 12:01 AM Eastern time passing the bill. President Bush is expected to sign the bill into law shortly thereafter.

I can not say enough how wrong I think this is of Congress and President Bush.

Update Monday March 21st at 5:46 AM Central time - The House passed the Schiavo bill by a vote of 203 to 58 around 12:45 AM Eastern time this morning. President Busch signed the bill into law at 1:11 Eastern time. An attorney for Terri's parents arrived at the federal district court for the Middle District of FL and filed an emergency injunction to have Terri's feeding tube reinserted. The federal judge has not ruled yet regarding the matter.

Update Monday March 21st at 1:00 PM Central time - U.S. District Court Judge James Whittemore is set to hear the case today at 3:00 Eastern time.

Update Monday March 21st at 5:30 PM Central time - Judge Whittemore said today that he will rule in the case but did not say when.

Update Tuesday March 22nd at 5:45 AM Central time - Judge Whittemore refused to order Terri's feeding tube re-inserted. Terri Schiavo's parents will be filing an appeal in the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals in Atlanta, GA.

Update Wednesday March 23rd at 6:05 AM Central time - A three-judge panel of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals voted 2-1 not to reinsert Terri's feeding tube. The parents are appealing that ruling.

Also from the above article, "If the federal courts decline to intervene in the Terri Schiavo case, Congress and Bush could pass and sign another law to try to keep the brain-damaged woman alive, said CNN legal analyst Kendall Coffey."

That's scary and a total abuse of power.

Update Thursday March 24th at 7:05 PM Central time - Yesterday Terri's parents appealed to and lost again in front of the entire panel (11 judges) this time of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. The parents then appealed to the Supreme Court. The Supreme Court refused to intervene in the case. The parents are now asking District Judge Whittemore to reconsider his decision from Tuesday.

It seems as if this will never end. For Terri's sake I think it should end.

Update Thursday March 31 at 9:00 AM Central time - Terri Schiavo has passed away.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Morning Thoughts

This morning I awoke with an immense feeling of urgency to go to a garage sale. Yeah, you read that right. Let me lead you through the amazing internal dialogue that went on in ESSF's brain.

My eyes open. Ahhh, it's 7:53 according to the DVR box. Shit! I'm going to be late for work. Wait, it's Saturday doofus. My eyes close. Damn my elbow hurts. That's what you get for falling asleep on the couch yet again. I need to go garage sale-ing today. Hold up. Why the fuck did you say that? I don't know. It was the first thing that popped into my mind. Well what would I buy? Hellifiknow. I just need to go. I know. You said that already. My eyes open. Why is there no sound coming from the TV? Because you probably pressed the 'volume down' button in your sleep that's why. Dammit. Where's the remote? There it is. Damn it's warm. Well that's because you were laying on it. Turn the volume up. Local news. A bridal store was on fire. Snicker. Sudden image in my mind of thousands of fru-fru blackened wedding gowns sopping wet from the fireman's hose. Oh yeah. Fireman's hose. I'd like to be hosed down. Shut up ESSF. Get your ass up. I'm hungry and I need to pee. OK then.

So I got up, used the bathroom, got my morning Diet Coke, and sat down at this here thing called a computer. Did I check my email first? Nah. I went to my local paper's website to check out the garage sales for today.

Methinks I spent too much time talking to a friend about being more budget-conscious last night.

Happy Saturday everybody.

Friday, March 18, 2005

The Alcohol Knowledge Test

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 30% on proof
You scored higher than 94% on beer index
You scored higher than 88% on wine index
You scored higher than 93% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Cheers Allan!

Just Nuts

From Boing Boing, American Express (AMEX) sent a scary letter to one of BB's readers. Apparently AMEX doesn't like a domain name picked by Felix Eduardo Guerrero. Check out Felix's blog post about it and an excerpt of the letter right here.

Mark McGwire is a loser.

Kiki noticed strange behavior from some of the kids at Neverland Ranch. She thought some were intoxicated. Imagine that.

Mario Vazquez hired Clay Aiken's attorney right before he up and left American Idol. It's the same attorney that got Clay out of his contract with 19 Entertainment, the management company started by the show's creator.

OK. This 13-year-old kid didn't want to hurt anybody so that's why he brought a 9 mm handgun and 6 knives to school? Yeah. Right.

Did anybody out there feel it? There was a 2.5 magnitude earthquake in the Knoxville, TN area last night.

Am I a bad person because I'm tired of hearing about this?

Whatever.

Here's a hilarious IQ test for you to take in your 'oh so precious' time today. (Aw hell. I'm a redneck. Forgive me. It's early.)

Yet another idiotic eBay auction.

If this isn't nasty, then I don't know what is. I would consider this just 'kinda' NSFW. I recommend standing in front of your screen if you're unsure about viewing this at the workplace. Just in case.

Have fun today kiddos! Here's hoping you have a wonderful Friday and an even more wonderful weekend. Later.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Fuck You

You know who you are.

Sorry for the interruption everybody else.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!



I really am Irish. And damned proud of it!

Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody!
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Thank You California

Well, I thought I would never say that! LOL

Ahhh, but I'm realistic enough to know that Scott Peterson will spend 50+ years on death row without meeting the needle.

That is California after all.

And I'm from Texas.

:)

Divorce Nest Eggs

This doesn't really surprise in this day and age. I know of a couple women that do this 'just in case it happens again'.

Formal sentencing for Scott Peterson begins today. Hopefully he won't get a new trial. I hope he gets the death penalty.

American Idol was just 'OK' last night. The best two singers were definitely Nadia and Bo.

Konfabulator is a pretty neat dealio. The TVScraper widget is the cool. I have 13 days left to decide whether or not I want to spend $24.95 to keep Konfab. I'll let you know.

Come on spring! You can do it.

At this school, the monitor thought it better to feed the kids grass rather than send them to the principal. On the up side, the kids weren't sexually assaulted.

You think you have an ugly dog? Are you sure?

Finally, check out this awesome performance of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' that a buddy emailed me. My buddy is the one that's singing real high at the beginning. This video is safe for work so feel free to enjoy it on your company's time. Oh, just kidding about my buddy. But do check the video out. It rawks!!!

Have a great day children. Don't get into too much trouble or I'll have to feed you grass. You wouldn't want that now would you?

Monday, March 14, 2005

Why Men Wear Earrings

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

Happy Steak & BJ Day!

I hope all of you men out there have fun with this male version of Valentine's Day.

Ladies, don't be selfish. Today is all about the men.

For more information on this holiday, check it out here.

;)

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Audioscrobbler

I am a certified music whore. I'm constantly listening to music when I'm at my computer (when I'm not watching TV that is.) My taste in music is very broad as anybody who has ever seen my music collection in my MusicMatch Jukebox or Winamp Player can attest to.

I've come across some blogs in the past few months that have been using Audioscrobbler and I have thought about using it myself. After checking out Roscoe's post on it I decided I would go ahead and set it up.

I have to use it with Winamp as MusicMatch doesn't allow third-party plugins. That's not really a problem because I use both of them about the same. In addition to Winamp, Audioscrobbler can also be used with iTunes, Windows Media Player, and some other lesser known media players. Anyway, it's really easy to set up. You sign up at Audioscrobbler, create a little profile (if you want), and then download the appropriate plugin. Start up your player (Winamp in my case) and a box will pop up where you enter your Audioscrobbler username and password. Save it and then play your music. Simple as that. Oh, and it's free. That is always a good thing.

So do you wanna see what I've been playing? Well here's my Audioscrobbler. I've put a link to my Audioscrobbler over on the right underneath the cams so you can check out what music I've been listening to whenever you want.

If any of you out there decide to try it out yourself let me know so I can check out what you're listening to.

ESSFingers out.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Ack

Haven't felt like blogging but figured I would post something.

So there ya go. Maybe I'll post something more worthy later today.

Have a great weekend.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Star Wars Trailer

Damn! It looks like Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith will be a fine movie.

If you didn't get a chance to check it out, let me know and I'll help you out in that department.

:)

Progenitorivox

I got an email from the fine folks over at JibJab sometime late last night. They have some new animation up at their site. It's not made by them however. It's produced by Consumers Union 'Prescription For Change' and the music is provided by Austin Lounge Lizards. It's very cute and funny. Go check it out in your spare time today. ;)

Consumers Union 'Prescription For Change'

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

More Durstwurst Drama

Here's another update in the Durstwurst Debacle.


Fred Durst: Nevermind About That Lawsuit Thingie

Last night, the Gawker Batcave received a call from entertainment management company The Firm, asking if we had received a delivery. Moments later, a messenger showed up bearing flowers and the note above. Was this the most genius prank ever? We called The Firm to verify the authenticity of the delivery, and it turns out that it is indeed from Fred Durst.

You can read the rest here at Gawker.

You can also check out the story at Boing Boing here.

Blog Alert!

I found a great new blog via Boing Boing.

Drawn!

Go now and check it out! You'll love me forever for it. I promise. *wink

I Think I Can

Argh. It's only Wednesday. Where's Friday?

I replaced the Old Faithful cam with the Mount St. Helens cam seeing as Mount St. Helens decided to have a little explosion yesterday. So keep your eyes peeled.

You know how most of the time somebody will send you a link that they got from a friend who got it from a friend who got it from another friend and it's a total waste of time? Well this is not a waste of time. Click on it. You'll love it. I promise.

Eat any penis lately?

Goodbye Dan Rather. I prefer watching Brian Williams but maybe I'll watch Dan tonight. Seeing as it's his last show and all.

I've used a few of these before. I think I will try the 'Slow Clap' today. :)

The girls of American Idol are really sucking. With the exception of Jessica, none of them were too good last night. Oh, and if Janay doesn't leave tonight I'm going to reach through my TV and pluck her ass out myself.

Well, that's it for now. I've got to go and finish getting ready for work.

Work. Yay.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely

All of you Backstreet Boys fans out there get the title of this post I'm sure.

Well, it seems Nick Carter is in a little bit of trouble. He got busted for DWI in California yesterday. Nice mug shot Nick!!

Monday, March 07, 2005

This One's For You

This one's for you Chris.

Wal-Mart Is Undeterred.


Now everybody YATTA!

Yay. It's Monday.



Have a great day everybody.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005

Durstwurst

Here's a follow-up to this post I made....

Durst seeks 80M Bizkits in Net sex vid

Limp Bizkit lead singer Fred Durst struck back at the Web sites that posted X-rated video clips of him romping with an ex-girlfriend with an $80 million lawsuit yesterday.

"The Video was never intended by either participant to be shown," the lawsuit states.

Durst, who explained in court papers how he "held the camera," said computer hackers stole the video from his hard drive and posted it without his permission.

Secret Service agents looking into Paris Hilton's cell phone hacking are also conducting "an elaborate investigation" into the Durst incident, the papers state.

Among the sites being sued is the Manhattan-based Gawker, which featured the Durst dalliance in a Feb. 25 posting.

Gawker founder Nick Denton said they took down the link three days before they heard from Durst's lawyers.

"We don't get it - we complied before you even got around to wasting paper on us," he wrote.

Maybe it's because Gawker described Durst's anatomy as "unimpressive."

From here.

The entire story and a copy of the temporary restraining order can be seen and read at The Smoking Gun.

Bwahahahaha!!! $80 million???

OK, I'm getting up off the floor now. I need to change into a fresh pair of panties due to laughing so much.

Thanks for the memories Fred. :)


On a completely unrelated note, check out Dustin Hoffman's breasts. Possibly a Tootsie 2 in the making?

Friday, March 04, 2005

Playboy's Breast Implant Up For Sale To Highest Bidder

Here's the story and here's the auction.

Come on now, you know you're in need of a 69-HH silicon breast implant. Don't we all need one?

Update on Friday at 5:41 PM - Here's a big shocker! Golden Palace Casino is currently the top bidder at $16,750. Check out some of the crazy stuff Golden Palace Casino has bought off of eBay lately by clicking here.

Update on Saturday at 9:17 PM - Golden Palace Casino has won Tawny Peaks' famous breast implant for the paltry amount of $16,766. Hahaha.

Hostess With The Mostest

The Domestic Diva herself, Martha Stewart, was released from prison at 12:30 am this morning. I know what's going to be dominating the news this morning, this afternoon, and tonight. How much do you want to bet?

It's scary that some people out there actually fall for this.

No French jokes from me here. This is sickening.

I really wonder about the state of our society when I read about stories like this.

Eleven years ago today, John Candy passed away. It doesn't seem like it's been that long.

Free wi-fi in Texas might be threatened.

Here is an interesting article on what some men's finger length means.

How would you like to have most of your face chewed off by a monkey?

Speaking of ouch, check out this story of a 92-year-old woman impaled by a water faucet while in the shower. Yikes.

Newsflash. Discussing lesbianism with 60 6th-grade girls at camp will get you fired from your job as an intern. Duh.

Here's an amusing game for you to play today. Enjoy.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Stop Playing With Yourself

Ouuuuccccchhhhh!!!

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Random ESSFingers Pics

OK, I finished taking my "random" pics. Chuck will be so proud of me! LOL

Now I know y'all are just clamoring to get a peek of the old ESSFingers. Well maybe you're not. But at least lie to me and say that you've wanted a peek.

Here are a couple of my fuzzy friends at work.

My work calendar would make Duck Hunter very happy I'm sure. Trust me, he's only there for the month of March. *sticks tongue out

This is a pretty red bud tree that we're always commenting about at work.

This is a little of what my drive to work looks like.

Everybody knows what these are right?

This is a cool little bird's nest almost right above the crawfish holes.

And finally, I'm on my way home.

OK everybody. I'm waiting to see your random pics. Get on it!

Such A Pretty Day



Taking a cue from Chuck, here's the first of my random pictures.

So here I share some of our lovely weather with you.

It's a beautiful day outside. Too bad it's supposed to be raining again tomorrow.

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Nice Chattin' With Ya

Had a great time chatting with you folks last night. You know who you are. ;)

Have a great day everybody!