Oscars

Well, the NASCAR race today is over. Greg Biffle won and if it wasn't going to be Kevin Harvick by the end at that point, I'm glad Biffle won.

Anybody but Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson. (Sorry Duck Hunter!)

Well, the Oscars are about ready to begin. Anybody else watching?

7:07 PM - WTF happened to Renee Zellweger's face? She looks 50 years old! Well, her face does anyway.

7:14 PM - Orlando Bloom looks yummy.

7:33 PM - Nice opening homage to film history. Here comes Chris Rock.

7:44 PM - Good Chris Rock opening. Except for the Bush-bashing that is.

7:47 PM - Ack! It's Renee again! I'm going to have nightmares if they keep showing her.

7:49 PM - Yay! Morgan Freeman has just won his very first Oscar ever for 'Million Dollar Baby'.

7:55 PM - Robin Williams is so hilarious!!! His imitation of Jack Nicholson was dead on.

7:58 PM - And the Oscar goes to 'The Incredibles' for Best Animated Feature Film.

8:02 PM - Drew Barrymore looks hot. And Beyonce sings in French. WTF? Wait, I think she might be lip-synching. OK not might but definitely.

8:19 PM - ROFLMAO at Chris Rock's comments about Tim Robbins.

8:27 PM - Tribute to Johnny Carson and his hosting the Oscars. Very touching.

8:32 PM - Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom presenting for Film Editing. I love you Legolas! LOL :)

8:35 PM - Mike Myers, "Personally, I like the part where he farts in the mud." Counting Crows performing 'Accidentally In Love'. I like this song.

8:42 PM - This little fake Katherine Zeta-Jones skit between Adam Sandler and Chris Rock is absolutely hilarious! LOL

8:50 PM - Al Pacino presents an honorary Oscar. He looks like he just woke up and is having trouble reading the prompter. But everytime I see him, I see him in The Devil's Advocate. Damn how I love that movie. Al Pacino is presenting an honorary Oscar to Sidney Lumet.

9:05 PM - And here's Beyonce singing again. Or is she lip-syching? Yup. It's lip-synching.

9:11 PM - The dog's bollocks! Oh my! LOL

9:24 PM - How the hell could Tom Cruise ever stand to be with Penelope? She can barely speak English. Oh wait, I know how he could stand it.

9:27 PM - Antonio Banderas and Carlos Santana performing.... Carlos is great on the guitar as always. Banderas? Ugh.

9:35 PM - Natalie Portman's breastbone. Ack. She needs to cover her shit up. She's too damned skinny to be showing what she's showing.

9:45 PM - Boring. Boring. Boring. Wake me up Chris Rock.

9:48 PM - Yo-Yo Ma performs for all of the actors, etc. that have passed in the last year. Ronald Reagan, Fay Ray, Phil Gersh, Frank Thomas, Jerry Orbach, Ralph E. Winters, Howard Keel, Janet Leigh, Christopher Reeve, Ossie Davis, Nelson Gidding, Paul Winfield, Jerry Goldsmith, Rodney Dangerfield, Virginia Mayo, Tony Randall, Marlon Brando, and others that I missed.

9:56 PM - Puff Daddy or P Diddy or Notorious B.I.G.'s former sidekick (whatever you want to call him) presents Beyonce and Josh Groban for the final musical number. She might actually be singing this time.

10:00 PM - Prince is presenting for Best Song. The guy that wrote the Spanish song that Banderas sang earlier won. He sang part of the song and did better than Banderas. It was actually quite sweet.

10:02 PM - Here comes Sean Penn to present. Fuck Sean Penn.

10:05 PM - The award for Best Actress goes to Hilary Swank for 'Million Dollar Baby'. And surprise. She doesn't know when to shut up.

10:12 PM - Chris Rock on introducing Gwyneth Paltrow, "And the only woman to breastfeed an apple..." Hehehehe. :)

10:17 PM - Charlie Kaufman wins for Best Original Screenplay for 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'. I absolutely loved that movie!

10:24 PM - Charlize Theron is looking absolutely fantastic as always. The winner for Best Actor goes to Jamie Foxx for 'Ray'! Wooohooo! And what a fantastic acceptance speech!

10:32 PM - And here's Julia Roberts (wishing happy birthday to Marva) presenting for Best Director. Clint Eastwood gets it for 'Million Dollar Baby'! His mom's in the audience. She's 96 years old.

10:36 PM - Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand are presenting Best Motion Picture. And the Oscar goes to 'Million Dollar Baby'. Maybe I should see this movie. It sounds like it would be my kind of movie anyway.

10:41 PM - Chris Rock closes it out by saying "Good night Brooklyn!"


Crash time for me now. Or maybe it's Crunch time.

I may or may not blog in the next day or so. Or even after that. I'm not sure. I don't know. I just know I have things I have to do.

Be patient with me. Please.


Monday - I've received several emails from you peeps about not being able to leave a comment on this post. I don't know what the deal is. I hadn't changed anything. Maybe editing this post will fix it?

Nope. That didn't do it.