This Can't Be True

Janet Jackson reportedly wears a penis around her neck
January 13, 2005, 12:05:24

Janet Jackson reportedly wears a penis around her neck.

The diamond-encrusted black "family jewel" - which, when pulled, is said to 'get excited' is said to be the singer's favourite piece of jewellery.

Recently named 'Most Chic Girl of The Week' by a US teen magazine, Jackson reportedly paid $18,000 at a West Hollywood jeweller for the penis charm.

From here.

Someone, please tell me this is false. It has to be. Right?